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Why God Never Received Tenure

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  • Freya
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 3, 2008
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      >Author Unknown
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      >1) He had only one major publication.
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      >2) It was in Hebrew.
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      >3) It had no references.
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      >4) It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
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      >5) Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
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      >6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
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      >7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
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      >8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
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      >9) He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
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      >10) When an experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by
      >drowning the subjects.
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      >11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
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      >12) He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
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      >13) He had his son teach the class.
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      >14) He expelled his first two students for learning.
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      >15) Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
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      >16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
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