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** TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH **

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  • Freya
    10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-Pastor. 8. The Bible used is the Dr. Seuss
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 10, 2003
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      10. The church bus has gun racks.

      9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and
      Socio-Pastor.

      8. The Bible used is the "Dr. Seuss Version".

      7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

      6. The choir wears leather robes.

      5. Worship services are B.Y.O.I.: "Bring Your Own Idol".

      4. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".

      3. Worship Time is a karaoke machine and an open microphone.

      2. When you enter the sanctuary, the ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

      1. No charge to get in, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

      - Fearless Freya of Arty Atlanta


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