** TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH **
- 10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and
8. The Bible used is the "Dr. Seuss Version".
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.I.: "Bring Your Own Idol".
4. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".
3. Worship Time is a karaoke machine and an open microphone.
2. When you enter the sanctuary, the ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. No charge to get in, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
- Fearless Freya of Arty Atlanta
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