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  • paul
    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
    Message 1 of 1 , Sep 21, 2007
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      Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
      perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
      was, of course, perfect.
      One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
      their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they
      noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
      perfect couple, they stopped to help.

      There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
      disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
      loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
      along delivering the toys.

      Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
      couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
      accident.

      Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)






















      The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
      the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
      no such thing as a perfect man.

      Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

      Men keep scrolling****.






















      So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
      must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

      By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
      illustrates another point: women never listen.










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