And she handed him that nice juicy apple. Nice to chow in? Yea, the bible is all metaphors.
On Mon, Sep 6, 2010 at 5:33 AM, dave w <NoGoodGods@...>
And Moses looked upon the Lord and said ... "We are your chosen people
and you want us to cut the tips off OUR WHAT!???"
How do we know Adam was a baptist?
Only a baptist could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a
piece of fruit.
Why is it called "The Theory Of Evolution" when the evidence is all
around us ,yet the bible is called "The Gospel" and there is no proof at
What was the first thing that Adam said to Eve?
"Stand back! I'm not sure how big this thing gets!"