Mohammed married his twelve year old cousin. Historical fact. Look it up. Um, he was a saint right? Safe bet, right? This is why I like hangin out with Steve and Donna. She often dresses like Tom Selleck and Steve does his Dolly Parton thing and I dress like, er, Jessica Rabbit. You'd be amazed when we show up at Baptist churches.
On Sun, Aug 1, 2010 at 11:22 AM, <NoGoodGods@...>
I don't understand Christians.
They say that gambling is wrong,
then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
Mohammed spent a lot of time up mountains, slaying goats and raping
Jesus spent a lot of time around the docks and managed to
feed the 5000 on fish.
And that, people, is the difference between
gross prophet and net prophet.