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  • Mr.Natural
    Aug 1, 2010
      Mohammed married his twelve year old cousin.  Historical fact.  Look it up.  Um, he was a saint right?  Safe bet, right?  This is why I like hangin out with Steve and Donna.  She often dresses like Tom Selleck and Steve does his Dolly Parton thing and I dress like, er, Jessica Rabbit.  You'd be amazed when we show up at Baptist churches.

      On Sun, Aug 1, 2010 at 11:22 AM, <NoGoodGods@...> wrote:

      I don't understand Christians.
      They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on there being a heaven.
      Mohammed spent a lot of time up mountains, slaying goats and raping children,
      Jesus spent a lot of time around the docks and managed to feed the 5000 on fish.
      And that, people, is the difference between gross prophet and net prophet.

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