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Transcontinental RR Anniversary

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  • Saul Kalbfeld
    Today is the 138th anniversary of the completion of the transontinental railroad. Someone has to be the historical and literary know it all, so I ll volunteer.
    Message 1 of 1 , May 10, 2007
      Today is the 138th anniversary of the completion of the transontinental railroad. Someone has to be the historical and literary know it all, so I'll volunteer.
       
      Saul
       
      Francis Bret Harte. 1839–1902
       
       What the Engines Said
       
      Opening of the Pacific Railroad
       
      WHAT was it the Engines said, 
      Pilots touching,—head to head 
      Facing on the single track, 
      Half a world behind each back? 
      This is what the Engines said,         5
      Unreported and unread. 
        
      With a prefatory screech, 
      In a florid Western speech, 
      Said the engine from the West, 
      "I am from Sierra's crest;  10
      And, if altitude 's a test, 
      Why, I reckon, it 's confessed, 
      That I 've done my level best." 
        
      Said the Engine from the East, 
      "They who work best talk the least.  15
      S'pose you whistle down your brakes; 
      What you 've done is no great shakes,— 
      Pretty fair,—but let our meeting 
      Be a different kind of greeting. 
      Let these folks with champagne stuffing,  20
      Not their Engines, do the puffing. 
        
      "Listen! Where Atlantic beats 
      Shores of snow and summer heats; 
      Where the Indian autumn skies 
      Paint the woods with wampum dies,—  25
      I have chased the flying sun, 
      Seeing all he looked upon, 
      Blessing all that he has blest, 
      Nursing in my iron breast 
      All his vivifying heat,  30
      All his clouds about my crest; 
      And before my flying feet 
      Every shadow must retreat." 
        
      Said the Western Engine, "Phew!" 
      And a long, low whistle blew.  35
      "Come, now, really that 's the oddest 
      Talk for one so very modest. 
      You brag of your East. You do? 
      Why, I bring the East to you! 
      All the Orient, all Cathay,  40
      Find through me the shortest way; 
      And the sun you follow here 
      Rises in my hemisphere. 
      Really,—if one must be rude,— 
      Length, my friend, ain't longitude."  45
      Said the Union: "Don't reflect, or 
      I 'll run over some Director." 
      Said the Central: "I 'm Pacific; 
      But, when riled, I 'm quite terrific. 
      Yet to-day we shall not quarrel,  50
      Just to show these folks this moral, 
      How two Engines—in their vision— 
      Once have met without collision." 
        
      That is what the Engines said, 
      Unreported and unread;  55
      Spoken slightly through the nose, 
      With a whistle at the close. 
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