Mon: iHumor With Unlimited Scrolling!
- Two Democrats named Harry and Reed
went on a fishing trip...A newly hired nurse listened
while the doctor was yelling...UNC Newspaper
A UNC student called 911
on her cell phone to report...UNC is working on new 3-D technology
that can be seen without special glasses...Christmas Break was over and
the UNC English Professor asked
each new freshman student about
their family trip...UNC student (above) to friend:
"I got some bad news today...
- A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after mid-
night. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!"
exclaimed the lawyer...Two UNC grads got together
on a regular basis, and they
usually discussed families
or local gossip.
One day, they decided to
change things a bit, and
discuss...Among the most popular radio shows
today are call-ins*, which provide millions
of people the chance to speak out.
The following words may help you sound
off more clearly & forcefully if you decide
to call in yourself. Pick the answers you
think are correct.
1. sumptuous (adj.) - A: silky...10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds...Dear Professor Howdy,
I walked into a Blimpie's
near UNC with a buy-one-
get-one-free coupon for
a sandwich. I handed it
to the girl...There were these two UNC
grads out hiking when they
came upon an old, abandoned...