Happy St. Patrick's Day! : )
- In honor of the day and for fun, here's an Irish joke:
An Irishman shows up in a pub and orders three pints
of Guinness. He sips from the glasses until they are empty.
The bartender says, "It's up to yourself, but wouldn't you
rather I was bringing them one at a time? Then they'll be
fresh and cold." "Nah," himself says. "You see, me two
brothers are far away one in Australia, the other in Canada
and we agreed we'd drink to each other's honor this way."
Time goes on and this habit is accepted by all the pub regulars.
One day, though, only two pints are ordered. A hush falls over
the pub. With a heavy heart, the bartender brings the two
pints and says, ". . . and let me offer my sincerest condolences."
The Irishman starts laughing and says, "Oh, no! 'Tis nothing like
that I've given up drinking for Lent."
Happy St. Patrick's Day, All!