- A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner.
As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed
and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help
himself and eats one after another.
By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty.
He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your
"That's OK" she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without
my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put em back in the
73 de w3lap
Jim Thompson - w3lap - aka:Possum