Main Event Promotions
April Ambush 2
Review/ Results by Randy Payton
Main Event Productions' April Ambush 2 at the Canton Civic Center kicked off with a bout between LONES OAKS and a long-haired yahoo "from Detroit" (and his hairspray can-wielding valet) with Oaks winning out.
Next up was SUPER LUCIA vs. WILBUR "My Name is Mud" WHITLOCK, w/ Lucia putting the hapless Whitlock to the mat in defeat.
Next up to the ring was G.Q. STATUS (accompanied by the lovely CHASTITY)facing off against DOINK THE CLOWN. The crowd has hooting it up over the Clown's antics (shooting water up both G.Q.'s and Chastity's "private areas") until G.Q. threatened the crowd that "if this tomfoolery doesn't stop I'm leaving Canton right now!!" --after which the crowd hooted it up even more! G.Q. stayed, however, and in fact won out over Doink (though Doink got his revenge in the end w/ a well-placed cream pie to G.Q's mug).
Next was a Battle Royale featuring the likes of RYAN SINN, WILDCARD, KID CHAOS, CHIRIPA ROPA, OUTLAW (formerly "Big"), DIRTY THE CLOWN (where was his manager the Time Traveler?), the premiere appearance of the (masked)ROOTIN' TOOTIN' BUCKEROOS, DERANGED (who I SWEAR I saw bite a chunk out of JOE JOE LITTLE's head and SPIT IT OUT!), RANDOM PAIN, J.T. HOGG, VIC MONTANA, WRATHCHILD, and finally, BULL BUCHANNAN (who was 'last man standing' after wiping the ring with (or waiting out) the rest of the above palookas).
Wrestling legend BRET HART addressed the crowd and I've seldom seen a bigger crowd pop!
JOE JOE LITTLE of OCW called out MCW's JUSTIN DIAZ only to be ultimately put down to defeat by Diaz. Justin's victory was short-savored, however, as a gang of OCW "enforcers" (led by "Boss" Cannon) stormed the ring to boot stomp Diaz. This OCW attack was quickly turned back by SHASTA and his MCW boys (who promised further retribution later in the show).
A match followed between local heroes SCOTTY SABRE and B.J. PAYNE, before B.J. lept from a ladder to crash Scotty through a table in victory.
Next to the ring (and representing OCW) were MR. INSANITY and JEFF CANNON facing off against SHASTA and SHANE SENSATION ("at a combined weight of 500 pounds") accompanied by BRAIN DAMAGE, w/ Shasta and Shane carrying the day and OCW put in it's place (for now). Finally, the Main Event saw JEBEDIAH (decked out in his new post-modern black and sans the YODER) vs. WWE superstar and MTV/Tough Enough personality AL SNOW (w/ head in tow). The match spilled up into the Civic Center bleechers, all around the floor and finally back to the ring before Snow put Jebediah down to the 3-count.
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