Re: [Distillers] "Buffalo Theory"
There is something basically abnormal in this newsgroup. One member starts vigorously spitting at ethyl acetate and observing the results for days; another member parallels his brain cells with weak buffalos; me �preaching; others retain the plain old profanity routine. What is going on here? Despite slow and steady membership growth in this group, it may be a sign of a serious social problem. On the other hand it may be a plague of some sort. There is also a possibility of malicious computer virus to explain these phenomena.
In any event this has been an enlightening experience. Please more posts like this. Thank you, this program was made possible by generous donations of members like you. Good night. Cheers, Alex �
Greetings Fellow Distillers,
Now, there may be some thin - skinned and sensitive people out there, but
I ain't one of them. To show my faith in the ability of man to get past
perceived injustices and social faux pas, I present to you this that was sent
to me by a secret admirer...
The Buffalo Theory
There are a good number of very valid reasons for drinking, but
the one that takes the cake is called the "Buffalo Theory". It
originated in America and goes something like this:
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but,
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain
cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
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