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For those of you who watch what you eat and drink

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  • Murphy-Marsh, Leigh
    Thought some might find This amusing.
    Message 1 of 2 , Nov 2, 2003
      Thought some might find This amusing.
      > > >
      > > >For those of you who watch what you eat...
      > > >
      > > >Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to
      > > >know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
      > > >
      > > >1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
      > > >than the Australians, Canadians, British or Americans.
      > > >
      > > >2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
      > > >than the Australians,Canadians, British or Americans.
      > > >
      > > >3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
      > > >attacks than the Australians, Canadians, British or Americans.
      > > >
      > > >4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
      > > >fewer heart attacks than the Australians,Canadians, British or
      > > >Americans.
      > > >
      > > >5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
      > > >and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians,Canadians,
      > > >British or Americans.
      > > >
      > > >6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage
      > > >rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians,Canadians,
      > > >British or Americans.
      > > >
      > > >CONCLUSION:
      > > >Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
      > >you!!!
      > >
    • watertrade2003
      Sometimes the use of the English language would get you killed around here! Just kidding ;D Jim ;) ... relief to ... attacks ... attacks ... heart ... suffer
      Message 2 of 2 , Nov 2, 2003
        Sometimes the use of the English language would get you killed
        around here!

        Just kidding ;D

        Jim ;)

        --- In Distillers@yahoogroups.com, "Murphy-Marsh, Leigh"
        <Leigh.Murphy-Marsh@w...> wrote:
        > Thought some might find This amusing.
        > > > >
        > > > >For those of you who watch what you eat...
        > > > >
        > > > >Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a
        relief to
        > > > >know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
        > > > >
        > > > >1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
        attacks
        > > > >than the Australians, Canadians, British or Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
        attacks
        > > > >than the Australians,Canadians, British or Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
        heart
        > > > >attacks than the Australians, Canadians, British or Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
        suffer
        > > > >fewer heart attacks than the Australians,Canadians, British or
        > > > >Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages
        and fats
        > > > >and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians,Canadians,
        > > > >British or Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies,
        cabbage
        > > > >rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
        Australians,Canadians,
        > > > >British or Americans.
        > > > >
        > > > >CONCLUSION:
        > > > >Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
        what kills
        > > >you!!!
        > > >
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