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Re: sendin poo to Germany appeal

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  • the_tarper
    As an American, I resent the implication that we can t swear properly. Apart from that, sorry for your loss man. ... Düsseldorf ... rudely ... stick ... to go
    Message 1 of 4 , Oct 3, 2008
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      As an American, I resent the implication that we can't swear properly.
      Apart from that, sorry for your loss man.


      --- In DevilStickForum@yahoogroups.com, Darren <dag@...> wrote:
      >
      > first i apologise to any germans out there... unless you work for
      > airport security
      >
      > I had my devil stick and 2 sets of hand sticks confiscated at
      Düsseldorf
      > airport, cos i might use them to overpower the crew and hijack the
      > plane! Lufthansa refused point blank to send them on to me. I was
      rudely
      > ordered to go to a desk where the nice smiling girl told me I have 2
      > options.... keep the devil sticks, lose my flight, no refund.... or
      > throw the sticks in the bin and get on the flight. Whereupon i proposed
      > a third option, that she should take possession of said sticks and
      stick
      > them up her arse (fanny if your American). As i stormed off back to
      > security, i remembered i had left my ticket at the desk and so had
      to go
      > back and plead for my ticket from the now not smiling girl. How
      > embarrassing. But wot a bunch of wankers (er... jerks if your
      American).
      > That devil stick was hand made and i haven't got a lathe anymore (they
      > had no problem with the flowerstix tho, so i toyed with idea of
      > hijacking the plane with them just to prove a point). Anyway I am
      > sending my excrement to Germany as a protest, i suggest you do too.
      >
      > This summer i have made big steps to cracking 2 sticks. My latest trick
      > is spinning and launching both sticks up into the air and catching them
      > again, but keeping them perfectly symmetrical and in time, the
      effect is
      > sooooo cool.
      >
      > ttfn
      > Dxx
      >
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