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Fw: Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping (Love this one ! )

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  • Andrea Huggins
    This is funny! ... From: Sami Pollard Subject: Fw: Why Women Shouldn t Take Men Shopping (Love this one ! ) To: Ashley Chapman
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 24, 2010
      This is funny!

      --- On Mon, 11/22/10, Sami Pollard <samipollard@...> wrote:

      From: Sami Pollard <samipollard@...>
      Subject: Fw: Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping (Love this one ! )
      To: "Ashley Chapman" <ashchap27@...>, "Andrea Huggins" <andihuggins@...>, "Amy Lowery" <amylowery@...>, "alisa geiger" <Dakota2325@...>, "Leslie Fowler" <KLTooda@...>, "Rie Cantwell" <riecant@...>, "Kim Gram" <kimdgram@...>, "Tiffany Hazard" <tiffany_hazard@...>, "jennifer little" <jennlitt76@...>, "Kristen Tribe" <kttribe@...>, "Shelly Reeves" <ksreeves95@...>, "connie lamirand" <Connie@...>, "Marcy Edwards" <edwards6@...>, "Marcy Edwards" <marcyledwards@...>, "Melissa Taylor" <melissamtaylor@...>, "Mike Debra Davenport" <mdavenport1@...>, "Nellie Caddell" <nellie_caddell@...>, "Allison Woody" <akw00e@...>
      Date: Monday, November 22, 2010, 6:59 PM

      I'm sure our husbands would NEVER do this to us....

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      From: Brenda Pollard <bpollard@...>
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      Sent: Mon, November 22, 2010 12:23:42 PM
      Subject: FW: Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping (Love this one ! )







         After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her
         trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring
         and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is
         like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received
         the following letter from the local Target.
         Dear Mrs. Samuel,
         Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a
         commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
         forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your
         husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video
         surveillance cameras.
         1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
         other people's carts when they weren't looking.
         2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
         5-minute intervals.
         3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
         to the women's restroom.
         4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
         voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
         employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
         Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
         management to lose time and costing the company money.
         5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
         M&Ms on layaway.
         6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
         7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
         the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
         and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children
         8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
         crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs
         were called.
         9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used
         it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
         10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
         he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
         11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
         humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
         12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
         look' by using different sizes of funnels.
         13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
         through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
         14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
         he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
         And last, but not least:
         15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
         awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
         One of the clerks passed out.
         If you don't send this to 12 of your dearest friends for a good laugh, your
         property taxes will go up, your stocks will go down, and your middle
         will spread. (How's that for a curse?!?) What? It's already come
         true? Then send it anyway--you' ve got nothin' to lose!




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