Re: Job Vacancy that DebunkCreation Members Might Like to Apply For
- Does Roger or anyone else know the original source for this?
--- In DebunkCreation@yahoogroups.com, "Roger Stanyard" <roger@...> wrote:
> I just came across this:
> Olde, Harrold and Nicholas, Recruitment Consultants and Head Hunters
> Recruitment and Head Hunting firm, Messrs Olde, Harrold and Nicholas
> are please to announce that we have been retained by Britain's world-
> beating centre of scientific excellence, Answers in Genesis UK, to
> fill the current vacancy of chief executive.
> This UK subsidiary of a leading American producer of thermally
> enhanced combined atmospheric gases is located on a prestigious
> trading estate in the East Midlands. The position involves reporting
> directly to the main terrestrial subsidiary and its agent on earth,
> President Ken Ham. Answers in Genesis operates in the highly
> competitive global market of making money.
> You will be responsible for a substantial team of up to nearly two
> non-practising world-class scientists as well as its charitable arm
> for relieving the public of the considerable burden of having
> excessive amounts of cash.
> As Answers in Genesis is at the forefront of cutting-edge science, we
> are seeking candidates with an outstanding and exemplary track record
> in the natural sciences, outstanding communications skills and strong
> conservative convictions.
> You should be familiar with and extensively well-read in all aspects
> of science, notably and exclusively the Bible, except the bit about
> the ninth commandment. (Catholics need not apply.)
> Knowledge of herpetology, particularly serpentes, and biochemistry
> would be exceedingly useful. Candidates must demonstrate a proven
> track record in research, testing, application and marketing of oil
> and oil-based compounds derived from serpentes. Experience of use of
> venom in an advanced primate environment would also be valuable,
> especially where it could be applied to Creation Ministries
> We are particularly keen to interview candidates with experience of
> producing science in challenging areas of controversy. You will be
> required to produced a substantial list of precisely no published
> peer reviewed scientific papers whatsoever and demonstrate a
> successful career to date of being totally ignored by the entire
> scientific community.
> You will have earned or purchased your PhD from a leading
> international university, such as the European Theological Seminary
> or the Pacific International University. You must demonstrate that
> your PhD has taken no less than 11 weeks to research and write up and
> cost upwards of £500. The University must be recognised by Bryant and
> May (USA) or any other leading vendor of packets of matches
> advertising such institutions. You must demonstrate that your
> research is original, such as showing it first appeared in Reader's
> Digest or equivalent learned sources published by DC Thompson in
> You must have experience of negotiating and presenting at the highest
> levels of the international scientific and academic world, such as
> Lisburn Town Council. You must be widely connected throughout the
> scientific community, notably GCSE candidates (expected grades E and
> Past exposure to zoonotic neuroinvasive hydrophobia would be a
> considerable advantage in the communicative skills required for the
> position. An ability to call up bovine peristalsis in public debate
> would also be highly useful. Fluency in both written and spoken
> diarrheoa and an ability to verbally remove two of the rearward
> appendages of Equus asinus are essential. Our client does not require
> any knowledge of science, or anything else, in applying these skills.
> Our client offers a highly competitive salary complete with fringe
> benefits including free faith healing and life ever after in a warm,
> welcoming environment operated by our subsidiary, Olde, Harrold and
> Nicholas Retirement Homes (Underworld) PLC.
> Answers in Genesis is an equal opportunities employer. No liberals,
> women, gays, non-believers or anyone who knows what they are talking
> about need apply.
- --- In DebunkCreation@yahoogroups.com, "HumanCarol" <humancarol@...> wrote:
>Yer, dreamed up by some dodgy Limey.
> Does Roger or anyone else know the original source for this?
> From 2008: