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Lucifer announces launch of SoulXchange.com

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  • Allan Myhara
    World s First Marketplace For Direct Buying and Selling of Souls SoulXchange.com, the first and only online marketplace for the sale and purchase of human
    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 14, 2000
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      World's First Marketplace For Direct Buying and Selling of Souls

      SoulXchange.com, the first and only online
      marketplace for the sale and purchase of human souls, launches today at
      www.soulXchange.com. Citing advantages over the bait and bribe method of
      soul
      acquisition that has been employed since the beginning of time, Lucifer
      referred to SoulXChange as “launching the underworld into the new age
      and
      reinventing the war between good and evil.” “SoulXChange empowers the
      aggregation of not only more souls but higher quality souls at a higher
      ROI.
      This gives us a first-mover advantage over Heaven and what’s his name.”
      The
      site introduces a revolutionary new technique for establishing soul
      valuations.
      News and user-contributed stories help the site assess the values of
      numerous
      soul attributes, ranging from profession to marital status, which in
      turn
      determine the value of souls. Users register their souls and based on
      the
      evaluation of that soul are assigned “SoulBucks.” SoulBucks are used to
      purchase the souls of other users. Similar to the stock market, the
      logic is to
      buy low and sell high. Individuals with the top portfolios will have
      their soul
      returned. “SoulXchange is a unique synergy of frictionless user-centric
      e-
      processes and pure evil incarnate,” adds Lucifer. SoulXchange does not
      mark
      Lucifer’s first foray into the web. His early invention of the banner ad
      and
      the term “viral” have permanently changed the internet world.
      SoulXchange
      intends to follow this path of invention and revolutionary
      transformation.
      “Beware, all ye who enter,” said Lucifer, upon closing his announcement.
      SoulXchange is built on Microsoft technology, as per an agreement with
      Mr. Bill
      Gates made in the late 70's.

      http://www.soulxchange.com/

      --
      Bye for now

      Allan Myhara
      Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

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