Lucifer announces launch of SoulXchange.com
- World's First Marketplace For Direct Buying and Selling of Souls
SoulXchange.com, the first and only online
marketplace for the sale and purchase of human souls, launches today at
www.soulXchange.com. Citing advantages over the bait and bribe method of
acquisition that has been employed since the beginning of time, Lucifer
referred to SoulXChange as launching the underworld into the new age
reinventing the war between good and evil. SoulXChange empowers the
aggregation of not only more souls but higher quality souls at a higher
This gives us a first-mover advantage over Heaven and whats his name.
site introduces a revolutionary new technique for establishing soul
News and user-contributed stories help the site assess the values of
soul attributes, ranging from profession to marital status, which in
determine the value of souls. Users register their souls and based on
evaluation of that soul are assigned SoulBucks. SoulBucks are used to
purchase the souls of other users. Similar to the stock market, the
logic is to
buy low and sell high. Individuals with the top portfolios will have
returned. SoulXchange is a unique synergy of frictionless user-centric
processes and pure evil incarnate, adds Lucifer. SoulXchange does not
Lucifers first foray into the web. His early invention of the banner ad
the term viral have permanently changed the internet world.
intends to follow this path of invention and revolutionary
Beware, all ye who enter, said Lucifer, upon closing his announcement.
SoulXchange is built on Microsoft technology, as per an agreement with
Gates made in the late 70's.
Bye for now
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