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    Thanks to Gabi, a colleague from Germany! ******* NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 2 9:37 AM
      Thanks to Gabi, a colleague from Germany!
      *******
      NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
      Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
      while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
      rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney
      General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the
      notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has
      been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

      "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions
      by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
      absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer
      to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a
      common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
      country.
      As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
      every triangle.' "

      When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
      wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have
      given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters
      they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
      president.


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