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Re: FUN: Now we know the truth!

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  • grabanrad
    Like this one Hana!! Radek
    Message 1 of 2 , Jan 4, 2006
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      Like this one Hana!!
      Radek

      --- In Czechlist@yahoogroups.com, Hana Viansová <bebeebeee@s...> wrote:
      >
      > >
      > >An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish
      > >and the First
      > >Officer is Chinese.
      > >
      > >It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious,
      > >by the silence,
      > >that they don't get along.
      > >
      > >After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
      > >
      > >
      > >"I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies:
      > >
      > >"Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"
      > >
      > >"Your people bombed Pearl Harbor.
      > >
      > >That's why I don't like Chinese."
      > >
      > >"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
      > >
      > >That Japanese, not Chinese."
      > >
      > >"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...
      > >
      > >it doesn't matter, you're all alike."
      > >
      > >Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer
      > >says:
      > >
      > >"No like Jew."
      > >
      > >"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
      > >
      > >"Jews sink Titanic."
      > >
      > >
      > >"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
      > >
      > >"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same
      > >
      > >
      > >
      >
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