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  • Helga Humlova
    Dir kolegs, ples see belo hau ze englis wil luk in 10 yers: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 31, 2003
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      Dir kolegs,
      ples see belo hau ze englis wil luk in 10 yers:



      "The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
      will be the official language of the European nation rather than German that
      was the other possibility.

      As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
      spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
      plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
      the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
      the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
      letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
      troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
      fotograf 20% shorter.

      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
      reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
      will enkourage the removal of double letters which
      have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
      horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
      away.

      By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
      "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
      vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
      riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
      ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If
      zis mad yu smil, ples pas it on to oza pepl."

      With kindest regards

      Serhiy

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