Re: [Czechlist] CHAT: 11th & 12th Commandments, etc.
- OK, I give up, you win, you have a much larger collection of humorous quotes
than I could ever hope to aspire to.
On 3/21/02 6:16 AM, "Simon Vaughan" <rachelandsimon@...> wrote:
>>> Here are some more in a similar vein to help you restock (will soccer
>> Never heard of it.
> Oh, well how about street hockey?
> "Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful.
> And best of all it keeps them off the street."
> - Radio 1 Newsbeat
> Or golf?
> "Azinger is wearing an all-black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white
> shoes and a pink 'tea-cosy' hat"
> - Renton Laidlaw
> Or skiing?
> "Alain Baxter faces an uphill struggle in the slalom tomorrow."
> - Commentator, BBC1
> Or athletics?
> "And Juantorina opens his legs and shows his class."
> - David Coleman
> Incidentally, these gaffs by sports commentators are known in Britain as
> Colemanballs, after David Coleman, the doyen of British commentators, who
> was particularly prone to them.
> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a
> lifetime for that prat."
> - Ron Atkinson
"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have,
I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."
-- George W. Bush