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Re: [Czechlist] CHAT: 11th & 12th Commandments, etc.

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  • Michael Grant
    OK, I give up, you win, you have a much larger collection of humorous quotes than I could ever hope to aspire to. Michael ... ==== If a person doesn t have
    Message 1 of 14 , Mar 21 8:14 AM
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      OK, I give up, you win, you have a much larger collection of humorous quotes
      than I could ever hope to aspire to.

      Michael


      On 3/21/02 6:16 AM, "Simon Vaughan" <rachelandsimon@...> wrote:

      >>> Here are some more in a similar vein to help you restock (will soccer
      >>> do?):
      >>
      >> Never heard of it.
      >
      > Oh, well how about street hockey?
      >
      > "Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful.
      > And best of all it keeps them off the street."
      > - Radio 1 Newsbeat
      >
      > Or golf?
      >
      > "Azinger is wearing an all-black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white
      > shoes and a pink 'tea-cosy' hat"
      > - Renton Laidlaw
      >
      > Or skiing?
      >
      > "Alain Baxter faces an uphill struggle in the slalom tomorrow."
      > - Commentator, BBC1
      >
      > Or athletics?
      >
      > "And Juantorina opens his legs and shows his class."
      > - David Coleman
      >
      > Incidentally, these gaffs by sports commentators are known in Britain as
      > Colemanballs, after David Coleman, the doyen of British commentators, who
      > was particularly prone to them.
      >
      > Simon
      > ---
      > "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a
      > lifetime for that prat."
      > - Ron Atkinson


      ====
      "If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have,
      I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."

      -- George W. Bush
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