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  • Ed Limke
    Howdy:To all ED ... From: Papajaks@aol.com To: Phun1313@aol.com Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 7:56 AM Subject: Christian one liners ... See what s free at
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      Howdy:To all ED
      ----- Original Message -----
      Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 7:56 AM
      Subject: Christian one liners

      >      Christian One Liners
      >
      >      Don't let your worries get the
      >      best of you; remember, Moses
      >      started out as a basket case.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Some people are kind, polite, and
      >      sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Many folks want to serve God,
      >      but only as advisors.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      It is easier to preach ten sermons
      >      than it is to live one.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      The good Lord didn't create anything
      >      without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      When you get to your wit's end,
      >      you'll find God lives there.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      People are funny; they want the
      >      front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the
      > church.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
      >      bangs on your front door forever.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Quit griping about your church;
      >      if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      If the church wants a better pastor,
      >      it only needs to pray for the one it has.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      God Himself does not propose to
      >      judge a man until he is dead.
      >      So why should you?
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Some minds are like concrete
      >      thoroughly mixed up and
      >      permanently set.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Peace starts with a smile.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      I don't know why some people
      >      change churches; what difference
      >      does it make which one you stay
      >      home from?
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      A lot of church members who are singing
      >      "Standing on the Promises"
      >      are just sitting on the premises.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      We were called to be
      >      witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Be ye fishers of men. You catch
      >      them - He'll clean them.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Coincidence is when God
      >      chooses to remain anonymous.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Don't put a question mark
      >      where God put a period.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Don't wait for 6 strong
      >      men to take you to church.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Forbidden fruits create many jams.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      God doesn't call the qualified,
      >      He qualifies the called.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      God grades on the cross, not the curve.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit"
      > over "religious nuts!"
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      God promises a safe landing,
      >      not a calm passage.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      He who angers you, controls you!
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      Prayer:
      >
      >      Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      The task ahead of us is never as
      >      great as the Power behind us.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      The Will of God never takes you to
      >      where the Grace of God will not protect you.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      We don't change the message,
      >      the message changes us.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      You can tell how big a person is
      >      by what it takes to discourage him.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      The best mathematical equation
      >      I have ever seen:
      >      1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
      >
      >      *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
      >
      >      If this e-mail blessed you in a
      >      profound way today my Dear Friend, PLEASE pass this along to
      > others to bless them today, tomorrow and ALWAYS!
      >      May God and His Son bless you
      >      from today on out!
      >      I bet someone will LOVE it just as much as you did




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