- The seats and the mats Had been eaten by voles. what pry tell is a vole?Message 1 of 5 , Dec 26, 2011View SourceThe seats and the mats
Had been eaten by voles.what pry tell is a vole?
- This is soooo cool....I will copy and save this one. Thank you all, from E. Washington State. Happy New Year Rich W. ________________________________ From:Message 2 of 5 , Dec 26, 2011View SourceThis is soooo cool....I will copy and save this one.Thank you all, from E. Washington State.Happy New YearRich W.From: Dave Potts <hoosier37@...>
Sent: Monday, December 26, 2011 10:03 AM
Subject: Re: =CROSLEY CAR OWNERS CLUB= 'Twas the Night After Christmas.
And who is the author?----- Original Message -----From: LouRuganiSent: Monday, December 26, 2011 10:29 AMSubject: =CROSLEY CAR OWNERS CLUB= 'Twas the Night After Christmas.'Twas the night after Christmas,
And out in the shed
Sat a tired old Crosley, Its battery dead.
Its fenders were rusted, The floorpan had holes;
The seats and the mats
Had been eaten by voles.
The tires had dry-rot, The gas tank was leaking;
A turn of the wheel
Sent tie rods to creaking.
So I put on my coat
With a weight on my heart,
And went out to the shed To get it to start.
The engine turned over. There arose such a clatter,
I knew from the sound
It was tower-gear chatter.
And under the dashboard There came a bright flash.
The wiring harness
Had just turned to ash!
"I've had it with Crosleys!",
I finally swore -
"Enough is too much!
I can't take any more!"
When from the rear seat
A voice with a twang
From the state of New York
Then hollowly rang:
"How you doin'," I heard,
As he tapped on my shoulder.
"I'm Ed Herzog," he said As the wires still smoldered.
"This one can be saved; There's no reason to grieve.
All you need is some faith.
Man, you've got to believe!"
"A hammer, some duct tape -
Get me more tools.
When we work on these cars,
We just make up the rules."
"We'll get her cranked over.
No way that she'll stall;
Still, stand over there With your back to the wall."
A cough and a sputter, The cacophony stunning -
I couldn't believe it! The Crosley was running!
The ghost winked at me And said (kicking a tire)
"Whatever you do,
Do not touch this wire!"
Ed Herzog then vanished,
And I saw with a start
That when the smoke cleared,
He had left me some parts.
So I opened the shed door
And let the hood down,
Then slid into place
To go out on the town.
And I thought to myself as I clashed second gear:
Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy New Year!
- ... = VOLE, from Wikipedia: A vole is a small rodent resembling a mouse but with a stouter body, a shorter hairy tail, a slightly rounder head, smaller earsMessage 3 of 5 , Dec 26, 2011View Source--- In Crosley@yahoogroups.com, MerriTaylor@... wrote:
> The seats and the mats
> Had been eaten by voles.
> what pry tell is a vole?
VOLE, from Wikipedia:
A vole is a small rodent resembling a mouse but with a stouter body, a shorter hairy tail, a slightly rounder head, smaller ears and eyes, and differently formed molars (high-crowned and with angular cusps instead of low-crowned and with rounded cusps). There are approximately 155 species of voles. They are sometimes known as meadow mice or field mice in North America. Vole species form the subfamily Arvicolinae with the lemmings and the muskrats.