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What's a Cleveland Brown?

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  • Joey
    Just What s A Cleveland Brown? A Poem By Kretz A Bengal is a tiger. And a fast plane is a Jet. A Cowboy comes from Texas. And a Raider s tough, I ll bet. A
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 1, 2007
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      Just What's A Cleveland Brown?
      A Poem By Kretz

      A Bengal is a tiger.
      And a fast plane is a Jet.
      A Cowboy comes from Texas.
      And a Raider's tough, I'll bet.

      A Viking's from the frigid north.
      Seahawks live near the sea.
      All are names of football teams,
      Just like they ought to be.

      But there's one name that makes no sense.
      It causes me to frown.
      Can anyone enlighten me?
      Just what's a Cleveland Brown?!

      I don't know if it is true,
      But I think I've heard a theory;
      That Cleveland named its team,
      After the color of Lake Erie.

      Brown does not describe,
      A strong athletic man.
      It's what's inside the diaper,
      Of a baby Steeler's fan.

      The guy who named this football team,
      Must be the Cleveland clown.
      Who else would think to call,
      A football warrior a Brown!!

      If I'd been born in Cleveland,
      And there my life was spent,
      I'd find another team to cheer,
      From pure embarrassment.

      I myself have always loved,
      The Steelers Black and Gold.
      I did when I was very young,
      And I will when I am old.

      But why's this name an adjective,
      When it should be a noun?
      Can anybody tell me,
      What the hell's a Cleveland Brown?!

      HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!!!!!

      J.M. LEPAK, Jr., '63
      Brandon, FL
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