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Tygress' Log for August Streaked Out event

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  • Russ Jernigan
    Thought that I d share Tygress log for the August Streaked Out event -- Russ the Waterweasel Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter With all the
    Message 1 of 4 , Sep 1, 2013
      Thought that I'd share Tygress' log for the August Streaked Out event -- Russ the Waterweasel

      Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
      With all the news that is news across the nation
      On the scene at the Rudy's on 360
      There seems to have been some disturbance here
      Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
      Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the sodie machine
      And here they come
      Splashin' that Spicy Sause and wavin' they coleslaw
      Chatterin' like jay-birds.
      And I hollered over at Ethel...I said, "don't look Ethel"
      It was too late, she'd already been iced...


      Here they come; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
      There they go; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
      In their cache-ready clothes

      But don't you call it a streak
      (Lookatthatlookatthat)
      Though the month is complete
      (Lookatthatlookatthat)
      Just as proud as can be
      Souvenir set there to see
      If in Profile you peek
      (oh MY!)
      But don't you call it a streak
      Though 31 days had cache seek
      And the heat was so mean
      But to find we were keen
      Don't want to jinx smile's physique

      This is your action news reporter once again
      And we're here in the dining area
      Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
      Yeh, I did...I was just in here savorin' my ribs
      And they just appeared out of the traffic
      Come streakin' around the paper towel dispenser there
      Talkin' about 31 days of smiles
      I looked in there and Ethel was refillin' her cold drink
      I hollered..."Don't look Ethel!"
      It was too late...She'd already been coordinated.
      Flashed her right there in front of the cups of plastic ware.

      We ain't rude; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
      We ain't lewd; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
      We're just geocache clued.

      But don't you call it a streak
      Though gold tints each days' cheek
      No wallowing in the blues
      Sorting out unfound news
      To sign a cache log unique...

      Once again, your action news reporter at the automatic handwasher
      Covering the disturbance at the metal sink
      Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
      Yeh, I did...I just wandered over here
      To rinse the BBQ off my fingers
      And there they come, weavin' around the tables
      All buzzin' about this geosport.
      They all have a nerdy look, I'm thinkin'
      Made a hook shot into the garbage and took off into the night.
      I hollered over at Ethel, I said, "don't look, Ethel!"
      It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
      Grandstanded...Right there in front of the beer bins

      Here they come...look...who's that with them?
      Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
      What do you think you're doing?
      Why you got your SmartPhone on?
      Ethel, where you going?
      Ethel, you shameless hussy
      Say it isn't so, Ethel
      Ethel..................

      But don't you call it a streak
      Though not a face here was bleak
      Now August is through
      And the daily to-do
      Will lack the 'prizes' that piqued

      No, no, it wasn't a streak
      Though 31 days did eke
      Finds the calender checked
      Glad my mojo warn't wrecked
      And now I've run Challenge Creek!

      whew! did it.
      Ok, I guess you CAN call it a streak.
      Nice event; glad to see all those folks -- and a peacock, too!

      And now I can make my route without checking if there's a cache on the way.
      Done!
    • alan_tagit
      Classic! But they all are. Always excited to read a hide when Barb finds it. You re a Central Texas Geo-treasure. --- In
      Message 2 of 4 , Sep 2, 2013

         Classic! But they all are. Always excited to read a hide when Barb finds it. You're a Central Texas Geo-treasure. 



        --- In CentralTexasGeocachers@yahoogroups.com, <centraltexasgeocachers@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

        Thought that I'd share Tygress' log for the August Streaked Out event -- Russ the Waterweasel

        Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
        With all the news that is news across the nation
        On the scene at the Rudy's on 360
        There seems to have been some disturbance here
        Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
        Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the sodie machine
        And here they come
        Splashin' that Spicy Sause and wavin' they coleslaw
        Chatterin' like jay-birds.
        And I hollered over at Ethel...I said, "don't look Ethel"
        It was too late, she'd already been iced...


        Here they come; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
        There they go; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
        In their cache-ready clothes

        But don't you call it a streak
        (Lookatthatlookatthat)
        Though the month is complete
        (Lookatthatlookatthat)
        Just as proud as can be
        Souvenir set there to see
        If in Profile you peek
        (oh MY!)
        But don't you call it a streak
        Though 31 days had cache seek
        And the heat was so mean
        But to find we were keen
        Don't want to jinx smile's physique

        This is your action news reporter once again
        And we're here in the dining area
        Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
        Yeh, I did...I was just in here savorin' my ribs
        And they just appeared out of the traffic
        Come streakin' around the paper towel dispenser there
        Talkin' about 31 days of smiles
        I looked in there and Ethel was refillin' her cold drink
        I hollered..."Don't look Ethel!"
        It was too late...She'd already been coordinated.
        Flashed her right there in front of the cups of plastic ware.

        We ain't rude; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
        We ain't lewd; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
        We're just geocache clued.

        But don't you call it a streak
        Though gold tints each days' cheek
        No wallowing in the blues
        Sorting out unfound news
        To sign a cache log unique...

        Once again, your action news reporter at the automatic handwasher
        Covering the disturbance at the metal sink
        Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
        Yeh, I did...I just wandered over here
        To rinse the BBQ off my fingers
        And there they come, weavin' around the tables
        All buzzin' about this geosport.
        They all have a nerdy look, I'm thinkin'
        Made a hook shot into the garbage and took off into the night.
        I hollered over at Ethel, I said, "don't look, Ethel!"
        It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
        Grandstanded...Right there in front of the beer bins

        Here they come...look...who's that with them?
        Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
        What do you think you're doing?
        Why you got your SmartPhone on?
        Ethel, where you going?
        Ethel, you shameless hussy
        Say it isn't so, Ethel
        Ethel..................

        But don't you call it a streak
        Though not a face here was bleak
        Now August is through
        And the daily to-do
        Will lack the 'prizes' that piqued

        No, no, it wasn't a streak
        Though 31 days did eke
        Finds the calender checked
        Glad my mojo warn't wrecked
        And now I've run Challenge Creek!

        whew! did it.
        Ok, I guess you CAN call it a streak.
        Nice event; glad to see all those folks -- and a peacock, too!

        And now I can make my route without checking if there's a cache on the way.
        Done!
      • gumbietygress@juno.com
        aw shucks, y all.=BLUSH=BarbJ/versi-FULL/Tygress ... From: To: Subject:
        Message 3 of 4 , Sep 2, 2013
          aw shucks, y'all.
          =BLUSH=
          BarbJ/versi-FULL/Tygress


          ---------- Original Message ----------
          From: <alan_tagit@...>
          To: <CentralTexasGeocachers@yahoogroups.com>
          Subject: [CentralTexasGeocachers] RE: Tygress&#39; Log for August Streaked Out event
          Date: 02 Sep 2013 09:37:52 -0700

           Classic! But they all are. Always excited to read a hide when Barb finds it. You're a Central Texas Geo-treasure. 



          --- In CentralTexasGeocachers@yahoogroups.com, <centraltexasgeocachers@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

          Thought that I'd share Tygress' log for the August Streaked Out event -- Russ the Waterweasel

          Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
          With all the news that is news across the nation
          On the scene at the Rudy's on 360
          There seems to have been some disturbance here
          Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
          Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the sodie machine
          And here they come
          Splashin' that Spicy Sause and wavin' they coleslaw
          Chatterin' like jay-birds.
          And I hollered over at Ethel...I said, "don't look Ethel"
          It was too late, she'd already been iced...


          Here they come; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
          There they go; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
          In their cache-ready clothes

          But don't you call it a streak
          (Lookatthatlookatthat)
          Though the month is complete
          (Lookatthatlookatthat)
          Just as proud as can be
          Souvenir set there to see
          If in Profile you peek
          (oh MY!)
          But don't you call it a streak
          Though 31 days had cache seek
          And the heat was so mean
          But to find we were keen
          Don't want to jinx smile's physique

          This is your action news reporter once again
          And we're here in the dining area
          Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
          Yeh, I did...I was just in here savorin' my ribs
          And they just appeared out of the traffic
          Come streakin' around the paper towel dispenser there
          Talkin' about 31 days of smiles
          I looked in there and Ethel was refillin' her cold drink
          I hollered..."Don't look Ethel!"
          It was too late...She'd already been coordinated.
          Flashed her right there in front of the cups of plastic ware.

          We ain't rude; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
          We ain't lewd; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
          We're just geocache clued.

          But don't you call it a streak
          Though gold tints each days' cheek
          No wallowing in the blues
          Sorting out unfound news
          To sign a cache log unique...

          Once again, your action news reporter at the automatic handwasher
          Covering the disturbance at the metal sink
          Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
          Yeh, I did...I just wandered over here
          To rinse the BBQ off my fingers
          And there they come, weavin' around the tables
          All buzzin' about this geosport.
          They all have a nerdy look, I'm thinkin'
          Made a hook shot into the garbage and took off into the night.
          I hollered over at Ethel, I said, "don't look, Ethel!"
          It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
          Grandstanded...Right there in front of the beer bins

          Here they come...look...who's that with them?
          Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
          What do you think you're doing?
          Why you got your SmartPhone on?
          Ethel, where you going?
          Ethel, you shameless hussy
          Say it isn't so, Ethel
          Ethel..................

          But don't you call it a streak
          Though not a face here was bleak
          Now August is through
          And the daily to-do
          Will lack the 'prizes' that piqued

          No, no, it wasn't a streak
          Though 31 days did eke
          Finds the calender checked
          Glad my mojo warn't wrecked
          And now I've run Challenge Creek!

          whew! did it.
          Ok, I guess you CAN call it a streak.
          Nice event; glad to see all those folks -- and a peacock, too!

          And now I can make my route without checking if there's a cache on the way.
          Done!
           



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        • Bill Ellis
          Ray Stevens is Classic! I loved the log!!! Thanks! On Mon, Sep 2, 2013 at 9:52 PM, gumbietygress@juno.com
          Message 4 of 4 , Sep 2, 2013
            Ray Stevens is Classic!
            I loved the log!!!
            Thanks!



            On Mon, Sep 2, 2013 at 9:52 PM, gumbietygress@... <gumbietygress@...> wrote:
             

            aw shucks, y'all.
            =BLUSH=
            BarbJ/versi-FULL/Tygress


            ---------- Original Message ----------
            From: <alan_tagit@...>
            To: <CentralTexasGeocachers@yahoogroups.com>
            Subject: [CentralTexasGeocachers] RE: Tygress&#39; Log for August Streaked Out event
            Date: 02 Sep 2013 09:37:52 -0700

             Classic! But they all are. Always excited to read a hide when Barb finds it. You're a Central Texas Geo-treasure. 



            --- In CentralTexasGeocachers@yahoogroups.com, <centraltexasgeocachers@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

            Thought that I'd share Tygress' log for the August Streaked Out event -- Russ the Waterweasel

            Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
            With all the news that is news across the nation
            On the scene at the Rudy's on 360
            There seems to have been some disturbance here
            Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
            Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the sodie machine
            And here they come
            Splashin' that Spicy Sause and wavin' they coleslaw
            Chatterin' like jay-birds.
            And I hollered over at Ethel...I said, "don't look Ethel"
            It was too late, she'd already been iced...


            Here they come; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
            There they go; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
            In their cache-ready clothes

            But don't you call it a streak
            (Lookatthatlookatthat)
            Though the month is complete
            (Lookatthatlookatthat)
            Just as proud as can be
            Souvenir set there to see
            If in Profile you peek
            (oh MY!)
            But don't you call it a streak
            Though 31 days had cache seek
            And the heat was so mean
            But to find we were keen
            Don't want to jinx smile's physique

            This is your action news reporter once again
            And we're here in the dining area
            Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
            Yeh, I did...I was just in here savorin' my ribs
            And they just appeared out of the traffic
            Come streakin' around the paper towel dispenser there
            Talkin' about 31 days of smiles
            I looked in there and Ethel was refillin' her cold drink
            I hollered..."Don't look Ethel!"
            It was too late...She'd already been coordinated.
            Flashed her right there in front of the cups of plastic ware.

            We ain't rude; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
            We ain't lewd; boogie-dy, boogie-dy
            We're just geocache clued.

            But don't you call it a streak
            Though gold tints each days' cheek
            No wallowing in the blues
            Sorting out unfound news
            To sign a cache log unique...

            Once again, your action news reporter at the automatic handwasher
            Covering the disturbance at the metal sink
            Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
            Yeh, I did...I just wandered over here
            To rinse the BBQ off my fingers
            And there they come, weavin' around the tables
            All buzzin' about this geosport.
            They all have a nerdy look, I'm thinkin'
            Made a hook shot into the garbage and took off into the night.
            I hollered over at Ethel, I said, "don't look, Ethel!"
            It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
            Grandstanded...Right there in front of the beer bins

            Here they come...look...who's that with them?
            Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
            What do you think you're doing?
            Why you got your SmartPhone on?
            Ethel, where you going?
            Ethel, you shameless hussy
            Say it isn't so, Ethel
            Ethel..................

            But don't you call it a streak
            Though not a face here was bleak
            Now August is through
            And the daily to-do
            Will lack the 'prizes' that piqued

            No, no, it wasn't a streak
            Though 31 days did eke
            Finds the calender checked
            Glad my mojo warn't wrecked
            And now I've run Challenge Creek!

            whew! did it.
            Ok, I guess you CAN call it a streak.
            Nice event; glad to see all those folks -- and a peacock, too!

            And now I can make my route without checking if there's a cache on the way.
            Done!
             



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            Could add $1,000s to Your Social Security Checks! See if you Qualify&#8230
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