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Re: OT. - 2010 - was.. marriage test

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  • Shany0
    It is hilarious !!!! Shany
    Message 1 of 25 , Jan 1, 2010

      It is hilarious !!!!

       

      Shany

       

    • christianagems
      Good one!
      Message 2 of 25 , Jan 2, 2010
        Good one!



        --- Nell Post wrote:
        >
        > ROFLMFAO!!!1
        >
        > ________________________________
        > From: Keith Landry <mudbug_37@...>
        >
        >
        > I was a very happy man.
        >
        > My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: It was her beautiful younger sister.
        >
        > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
        >
        > One day, the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
        >
        > She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once, before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
        >
        > Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
        >
        > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
        >
        > I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
        >
        > And then........ .....
        >
        > Lo and behold...... ........
        >
        > My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
        >
        > With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
        >
        > The moral of this story:
        >
        > ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car.
        >
        >
        > K
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