(looks like the first didn't go through... sorry if it shows up twice)
For our Ayreton Carnival Concert/Sideshow, we'd like to have a show of
Stupid Peer Tricks. If you're an area peer, please show up and show off!
(and if you know a peer, antagonize them until they say they will.)
We'll have audience acclaim to choose the best trick-- and a fantastic
prize for the winner (along with the unrivaled pride of beating the rest
of us). If you don't have a trick, now's the time to think of one;
you've got time! Yes, you'll be embarrassed, but it's a chance to show
the incipient barony that that stick (you know where it is) isn't as big
as everyone thinks it is.
Ready to embarrass himself,
Master Thomas Penyngton