The Prophet would designate various matrons to travel to the teaching
centers, in disguise as 'Fourth Way teachers,' these matrons would
search the audience for pretty young boys. When they found suitable
candidates the Prophet would soon appear in that particular center
for a "teaching dinner." The unsuspecting 'pretty boy' would be
included in the list of those invited to "dine." Flattered and
awestruck with sharing lobster in apricot sauce with "The Prophet of
Armageddon", our unsuspecting pretty boy would be even more surprised
when the Prophet would send everyone away and invite him to share
champagne alone on the couches of the living room. It was there that
the Prophet would seek to live up to his nickname: Slobbering Johnson.

There was a competition among the blubbery matrons to deliver the
most splendid pretty boy to the vacuum presence of Slobbering
Johnson, Prophet of the Fourth Way. Those who delivered the best were
secured a plane ride to lovely places every spring.