You're right. I joined the Marines instead, as they don't have f*ggots everywhere.
--- In Americanfirstname.lastname@example.org, "smcbr1de2" <smcbr1de2@...> wrote:
> Avast ye lubber, I seen squiffy sprogs wot got more fightin ability than the likes of ye! Ye be a lily-livered lass loaded to the gunwales compared to a swashbuckin jack of the sweet trade such as meself! By the Powers, I be placin the black spot on ye wee scurvy dog of a scallywag, I be consignin ye to davy jones by way of a short walk off a great grand plank over a shark tank. AAARG! Ye be no sailin man!