- Jul 2 New UNC Bride Montague came home to his noble estate, only to find his new bride sobbing at the bar. Penelope, what s wrong? he asked, wiping the tearsMessage 1 of 5 , Jul 2, 2012View SourceA telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"
"Yes, it is," came the reply.1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories
in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count
if you don't eat more than they do.1) A mansion I am
For many, many things.
I can live for a very long time.
As I grow,
I wear more jewelry;
However, my jewelry is hidden.
Only when I die
Do others find
How old I've grown
And just where my jewelry lies.
2) In your hand I shall rest,
As your eyes aren't the best.My wife suggested a book for me
to read to enhance our relationship...What do frogs eat with
their hamburgers?A tour bus load full of noisy UNC students
arrives at Runnymede, England...Judge: Paul, you are charged with being
a penniless bookkeeper who stole a lot of
money from your firm. Do you understand
the severity of this charge?
Paul: Yes, sir. I could go to prison for twenty
- Jul 9 A Great Pick-Up Line? Data Del Pranzo UNC Zoo Êtes-vous Libre Pour Le Dîner Ce soir? Riddles Monday s Humor Cartoons... Monday s Political Cartoons -Message 2 of 5 , Jul 9, 2012View Source
- Jul 16 Major UNC Grad Problem Marry Any Girl Understanding Women Speak Very Carefully Cozinhando O Problema New Quarter Horse Cloned At UNC Great Sense OfMessage 3 of 5 , Jul 16, 2012View Source
- Jul 23 The Musician Um Telefone Novo Bank Robber Released Dubai Fountains! Monday s Humor Cartoons Monday s Political Cartoons - With Fantastic Commentaries!Message 4 of 5 , Jul 23, 2012View Source