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    A little something for all y all... ... The Washington Post s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
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      A little something for all y'all...


      The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
      take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,
      or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this
      year's winners:

      1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
      you realize it was your money to start with.

      2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

      3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
      bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
      little sign of breaking down in the near future.

      4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
      getting laid.

      5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
      subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

      6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

      7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
      person who doesn't get it.

      8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

      9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

      10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

      11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
      really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
      like, a serious bummer.

      12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
      consuming only things that are good for you.

      13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

      14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
      they come at you rapidly.

      15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
      you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

      16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
      your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

      17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
      the fruit you're eating.

      And the pick of the literature:

      18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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