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    A little something for all y all... ... The Washington Post s Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
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      A little something for all y'all...

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      The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
      take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,
      or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this
      year's winners:

      1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
      you realize it was your money to start with.

      2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

      3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
      bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
      little sign of breaking down in the near future.

      4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
      getting laid.

      5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
      subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

      6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

      7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
      person who doesn't get it.

      8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

      9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

      10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

      11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
      really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
      like, a serious bummer.

      12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
      consuming only things that are good for you.

      13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

      14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
      they come at you rapidly.

      15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
      you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

      16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
      your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

      17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
      the fruit you're eating.

      And the pick of the literature:

      18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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