Dr. Lynne Kitei And The "The Phoenix Lights"
by Alfred Lehmberg
I hope Dr. Kitei has adequate security...
As for me, I'm getting ready to flex my ufological bungee cords once
again! Cleats and hardware are metaphorically magnafluxed, cords are
checked and treated, and rip-stop anklers are snuggly fitted around
my demure jumper's mukluks... preflight is complete. All the
required equipment necessary to live to fight another day... prepared
for action! Let's, really, roll!
...I might shoot myself from a cannon out over the abyss for this
one... it seems it may be justified. I sense some lift out there in
the hoary reaches of an unending space provided.
A running leap into the ufological abyss does seem appropriate
given the confluences of conspicuous circumstances in (and out of) a
'painstream' so disturbed and distorted by corruption and dishonesty
that it can, only fallaciously, be referred to as a 'mainstream'
anymore, at all. Still, some new light is communicated to me by Dr.
Kitei through the 'official' and obfuscating smog.
But, what 'confluences' and 'conspicuous circumstances' am I talking
I think Dr. Kitei perceives the following, too. Swirling together
into serendipitous if unusual conjunction, and accelerating as they
swirl, are cutting edge discoveries in the physical sciences,
theologies, psychologies, and philosophies et sig al. This is
compounded and multiplied by information technology, communicational
ease and efficiency, high-speed data transfer, and massive data
storage. All of the preceding is further compounded as a result of
the realization by more and more individual folks all the time...
that the 'official' versions of 'how things are' may not serve their
Our socio-biological cultural view is stubbornly and irrationally
homocentric and therefore wrong (...we'd be much better off
culturally, socially functioning under an auspices that we were
not alone in the expanding 'multi-verse'... think about it...).
Our manufacturing base is geared to quick profit taking, planned
obsolescence, environmental pollution, and energy wastage... and is
therefore wrong (...we'd be well served by energy saving hybrid
automobiles built well enough to be heirlooms rather than rusting
heaps replaced every few years...) Our facile education system is
contrived to mass-produce blandly docile employees instead of
critical thinkers and is therefore... so wrong! Our reflex denial
of multiple levels of ufological evidence, from the physical through
the photographic to the historical and the personal... is wrong,
wrong, wrong, and wrong -- a slow, agonizing, and fretful demise for
all humanity, I suspect.
Verily, we resist our cultural evolution and upcoming birth like
we've dug in spiked boot-heels from the womb side of our evolutionary
cervix. This is a metaphor demanding misery and death for all
concerned, surely. Moreover, it is clear that the 'many' presently
suffer... for these convenient boot-heels of the duplicitous 'few' in
reflexive and self-facilitating denial.
Just lately, though, it may be that Dr. Kitei is in position to apply
a little humanistic 'jiffy-lube' to those aforementioned boot-heels.
Cosmic midwives might, hopefully, be standing at the ready.
Dr. Lynne Kitei is an internationally-acclaimed physician and health
educator, a leading professional in the "cutting-edge era" of early
disease detection and prevention, and is Chief Clinical Consultant at
the (world-renowned!) Arizona Heart Institute's
Imaging/Prevention/Wellness Center in Phoenix, Arizona.
Additionally, Dr. Kitei has appeared as the resident health reporter
for the NBC TV affiliates in Philadelphia, PA... and in Phoenix,
Arizona, as medical consultant for KPHO TV News in that city... and
has been featured on USA Cable, FOX TV News (...she can be forgiven
for that, I suppose...), and MSNBC. Dr. Kitei also wrote and
appeared, all over the world, in more than a hundred informational
health segments on television.
Oh... and yes... while a genuine skeptic and in no way 'looking' for
them at the start, she has seen more than a few... UFOs. That's
On the night of March 13, 1997 in Phoenix, Arizona, a plethora of
sober persons (numbered in the thousands!) were outside, anyway, to
cage a look at the (still very mysterious) Hale-Bopp comet... then
in the evening sky. An infamous comet was not the only thing in
the firmament that night! This other thing was also witnessed by
Truth. Lynne Kitei was one of those thousands.
What she saw and photographed was to change her life completely,
cause her to reassess her entire worldview, and then bravely risk a
substantial reputation to make some kind of sense of what she and
many, many others had witnessed on that fateful night. She remains
glad, I think, that she's buckled up for the ride.
She was naturally very curious, right off the bat, about this...
huge occurrence! When she made casual inquires, altogether
rational inquires I add, she was rebuffed, mildly ridiculed, lied to,
made the butt of insulting sarcasm, and otherwise assiduously
stonewalled! Kitei is a scientist you see, and a suspect "status
quo" was ill served when it tried to shine her on in the beginning of
the quest imposed upon her.
...Authoritarians never learn, do they. They never see that their
disrespectfully repressive approach is always their eventual undoing.
Mash something down 'here', and it only pops up over 'there'... just
meaner for the mashing. I digress...
The stonewallers tried to blow-off the wrong lady, indeed, friends
and neighbors. A scientist like I said, she was also well keyed into
professional media production, was a medical doctor's "talking-head"
on NBC, and at one time she was even featured in a film with Nicolas
Can you smell, 'connected', good reader? Are you starting to rub
your hands together, as I have? This lady has connected teeth in
addition to substantial chops. I'm popping corn!
See, Dr. Kitei took a hard 90 degree turn right into enigma's yawning
maw and, end-running the whole of our fatuous 'officialdom',
refocused on her new (...perhaps life?)goal of finding out what the
hell was going on with regard to UFOs! She's very obviously
strapped in for this bumpy ride, has fixed her sextant on this new
"star to steer by", and hauled her ample mainsail. Her colors
Dr. Kitei is a scientist like I said. She didn't see a weird light
in the sky and then run off to join a crystal squeezing 'boojum' cult
to say beads and worship runes (...with all respect to Boojum
crystal squeezers, bead Sayers, and rune worshippers everywhere...).
No, she did her homework, she studied the evidence, she interviewed
the vetted principals... she reviewed the skeptical opposition she'd
too blithely accepted before... She did her research, brothers and
sisters, yea and verily!
A new world literally exploded around her. She began to suspect she
was no longer (...had never been!) in Kansas, and Auntie "M"
(...cubed?) was a myth and nowhere to be found!
There'll be no heel-clicking return from this Oz. Besides, who'd
want to? As the reader may recall, a multicolored Oz was preferable,
preferential, and more fully featured with potentiality than
Dorothy's grey scale dust-bowl. Speaking for myself, I'd opt to stay
in Oz. Another digression.
Dr. Kitei, to continue, was flatly amazed at the startling quality
and abundant quantity of the evidence readily available for study! A
scientist, so you don't forget, she realized that there is really no
such thing as "proof" actually, only evidence, only ever
'evidence'... that one individual will accept over another
individual. That 'subjectivity' remains to be the foundation of the
final 'objectivity'... is a strange twist of irony... but, reach
exceeds grasp or what's a heaven for?
She was absolutely stunned to discover the number of quality
persons who report, at risk, the activities and actions of these
strangely enigmatic lights and anomalous objects... objects
steadfastly refusing to go away! ...And Persons exist, good
reader, Dr. Kitei discovers, who are too many times dashed (by the
system) on the seemingly indifferent shoals of the mainstream's
abject and inexplicable DENIAL... of anything ufological or
zeno-archeological or historically revisionistic, or remotely
investigative of the darkly powerful.
She was outraged, I suspect, to discover the head-in-the-sand,
derisively mannered, and deleterious approbations from top level
government, jet-setting corporate, or larded establishment church
wheels with regard to UFOs! It became clear to her that, to this
point, and for all the pain (and death!) of some brave and
intelligent ufological worthies, ufological considerations by the
conflicted mainstream were data driving and not, remotely, data
driven. Lies, not truth.
I can't speak for Dr. Kitei, but I suspect that her disappointment
upon this gestalt realization of ongoing betrayal was, to say the
least, profound... I imagine this disappointment was followed by
angered resentment at being so manipulated, duped, and otherwise
shined on her whole life by the duplicitous establishment... I may
be projecting... [g].
Regardless, she's in a round of UFO Hold'em and already dealt a
couple of aces, considering her reputation and education, ... and
knowing that her opponents in the game have nothing but small cards
in different suits, or, nothing, that is to say... she's exuberated
to play with the idea of going "all in" as the game progresses...
This is, I detect, because she can prove the Flop, predicts the
Turn card, and has already divined the River, I'm betting. The
only way an opposition wins now is to lie, cheat, and steal...
convince the water-heating masses they disrespect that UFOs are
facile fantasy and anyone who wastes time on them is SICK, LYING, or
Just thinking out loud... What could be made up out of whole cloth
about the good Doctor Kitei to provide the rain for this refreshing
parade she's, perhaps, about to launch at the grass roots about UFOs?
What character attacks must she stoically endure in the future?
Kitei may prove to be a rallying standard around which physicists
can consort with philosophers and theologists can collaborate with
humanists. It would be tres' convenient for the status quo if she
would "get out" of the UFO business, I expect.
Her detractors are well behind the credibility curve and lose more
supporting relevancy every day, while Kitei has already filled her
sails with a righteous east wind and can easily out-sail this bloated
and illogical squall of card-carrying reflex debunkers... tack away
from the cloying insinuations of pelicanist sturm and klasskurtzian
drang. She's already produced the 'book' and couched that written
explication with a video 'documentary' that is unsurpassed with
regard to data following sincerity, legitimately compelling
production values, and an all-enriching inspirational optimism for
our unfolding future... if we let it unfold that is.
And such a film it is...
This just mentioned film is a first rate production of one of the
most startling ufological accounts of our time... "The Phoenix
Lights"... an account very similar to other accounts from the past
which have been chronicled by vetted human beings (even if ignored)
for as long as we have been able to put pen to paper and even burnt
stick to cave wall...
...Even before Christ! Even before Buddha! Even before
Moses...before Krishna... before Osiris, Marduk, and El Al... all the
way back to Enki and Enlil and beyond. We're not only not alone,
reader... we've never been 'alone'.
Moreover, Doctor Kitei attempts to take a few more bravely
unpopular steps out on that ufological limb, forgetting for a moment
that someone has to make the traverse because that's where the
informational nuts and berries are...
The Doctor, respected reader, is open to 'optimism' with regard to
this 'thing'... yes.
She is energized by this thing. She is inspired by this thing. She
is as reassured as she is excited by this thing. So are others
interviewed . Optimism is a new flag flying.
This thing has improved her values, enhanced her already very
satisfying (I suspect) existence, reinvented her focus, and widened
her views. Dusk becomes a new dawn, verily. She's in excellent
company. Many more are similarly affected.
Thusly, Dr. Kitei is truly in a position to lance the boil of our
aggregate ignorance, and so has become a dangerous woman. Dangerous
to who? Who are these? Just who are "they"? Let's talk about
"They" are... ...the privileged arbitrary, the unelected, and far too
many of the elected. "They," are those who have, and having had,
would keep on having despite an aggregate detriment to the common
good of those who "have not." "They," are in possession of
information that would credit or be to the advantage of anyone who
'knew', specifically outlining why most know not.
"They" are the 'secret keepers'. "They" are the jealous manipulators
of the mainstream. "They" are the ardent covetous who encourage bland
employees while they discourage critical thinkers. "They" are the
ones with suspicious agendas, duplicitous plans, and secret programs.
"They" are the 'few' willing to profit, egregiously, at the expense
of the 'many'. "They" are above the law, outside reasonable ethics,
practice a sociopathic amorality, and hold the many enthralled... but
beneath their privileged contempt...
If raw news has any relevancy in these tumultuous times, these
precepts are obvious. ...Not to put too fine a point on it. To wit:
The preceding are not persons to lightly be dangerous to; one might
So, I hope Dr. Lynne has good security... as at this point she is
just what the doctor ordered, even as her efforts put her head way
up over the berm and her hull well out of defilade... I admonish her
to keep her 'eyes' open.
She's been an inspiration to me, and you too, I'm betting, if you
have a look. Remember, she's got the Hold, the Flop, the Turn, and
The pot seems hers for the taking... That's enough...
...Anybody have a cannon?
...News and info on her startling book and stunning documentary can
be found at: