Nov 20 Recent UNC Inventions *AC adapter for solar calculators. *Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket... Verloren Auf Nachtisch UNC Spots! Doctor! whined the UNCMessage 1 of 21 , Nov 20, 2012View Source"Doctor!" whined the
UNC student, "I keep
seeing...Doctor, Doctor My
little boy has just
swallowed...How tiny can a
bird get?1) Why is tennis scored 15, 30, 40 rather than the more
traditional 1 point, 2 points, 3 points of offer sports?
2) What is the unusual state gem of Washington?
3) How high was the 1,340 foot long wall that gave New York's
Wall Street its name?
4) On which holiday are the greatest number...Most of us have heard or read at least part of Abraham Lincoln's Thanksgiving proclamation at some point. But even those who have heard it many times can overlook two important aspects of this important document.
The first is its timing: October 3, 1863.Why was the UNC
the ABCs?Dr. Willis finished examining
Matilda and went into the
hallway to talk to her
husband Bernie...Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.
1. effrontery ......... A. Sharp, biting, or acid
2. machination ..... B. Thoroughgoing; downright
3. imprimatur ....... C. Familiar talk
4. acerbic ................ D. The act of plotting
Nov 27 Great Mileage - One Horse Power! Under development at UNC!!! Basic Flying Rules: 1. Try to stay in the middle of... Oxymorons From Prof Howdy UNC FarmMessage 1 of 21 , Nov 27, 2012View SourceA UNC grad placed the
following ad in the paper...Enjoy 65 Different Music Videos Played Consecutively & Unintermittedly! Be sure & watch in Full Screen & 3D!!! Fantastic Background Music but only works on your computer - not your mobile device! You’ll have to ask YouTube why this is!Two newlywed UNC
grads were driving
As they were ap -
proaching the town...Match the words in the left-hand
column with the correct definition
in the right-hand column.
1. aggress .......... A. Bantering.
2. spurious ......... B. To make a soft, low sighing sound.
3. placate ........... C. To scold or criticize harshly.
4. esurient ......... D. Not genuine...A UNC grad had been
missing from work
for over a week when...If you stop believing what your
professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself
you may come to some conclusions
you hadn't expected. You may find...Why Politics Is NOT The Answer:
1) Republicans are wimps!
2) They'd rather get their pics in the beltway media than honor their pledges to their constituants!
3) Peoples' hearts have to be changed for our System of Government established by our forefathers to work!Plays Consecutively - one after the other!
Watch in FULL Screen!!!Friendly reminder of what a Commander in Chief looks like...
Dec 4 American Ingenuity! Two Feet Of Snow Here Tonight! The 12 Days Of Christmas December 14, 2012 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world wouldMessage 1 of 21 , Dec 4 7:29 AMView SourceDecember 14, 2012
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream
of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree?
How can I ever express my pleasure.
Thank you a hundred times for thinking
of me this way...
Dec 11 Difficoltà Nel Deserto Two UNC students touring the Sahara were dressed in bathing suits. A Bedouin gazed at them in amazement... UNC FootballMessage 1 of 21 , Dec 11 7:48 AMView SourceA UNC lineman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
He wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking...What do you know about nitrates?Simplify Life!
Make Official Winter Months:
Dec - Feb!
Spring: March - May!
Summer: June - August!
Autumn: Sept - Nov!
Ban School in Summer Months
& Quit Changing Clocks Twice/yr.Almost a third of young American
Muslims support homicide bombings
according to a new poll...Want to test your Christmas knowledge?
Here is a quiz to test your knowledge
of Christmas traditions, popular culture,
the Bible, and other aspects of the holiday
with these simple questions. So put on your
thinking cap and take a tour. Enjoy yourself!
Quiz your friends!A UNC grad's wife clipped
a job listing out of the
paper for him...Dearest Friends,
Do not seek revenge...The hard working staff at 'Thought & Humor's
award winning blog...
Jan 8 UNC English Class! Buffalo Wings Is it my imagination, or do... Drive To Charlotte A UNC student bought a brand new car and decided to drive toMessage 1 of 21 , Jan 8View SourceIs it my imagination,
or do...A UNC student bought a brand new car and decided
to drive to Charlotte from Chapel Hill...A newspaper is a thing that people used to...Plays Consecutively - one after the other!
Feb 12 A Bit Of Termite Humor A termite walks into the bar and says... Pizza Order Waiter to UNC student: How do you want me to slice your pizza? UNCMessage 1 of 21 , Feb 12View SourceWaiter to UNC student:
"How do you want me
to slice your pizza?When you go into a hotel
you always see..."All scholars shall live religious, godly,
and blameless lives according to the
rules of God's Word, diligently reading
the Holy Scriptures, the fountain of light
and truth; and constantly attend upon
all the duties of religion, both in public
and secret."We're all familiar with names like George Washington,
Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams and John Hancock.
These men, along with others, were our forefathers
and the founders of our nation. They signed the
Declaration of Independence and wrote the Constitution.
They won the Revolutionary War...Undoubtedly America’s fastest growing sensation online,
'Thought & Humor' has arrived after winding its
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Mar 5 UNC Library! UNC Exam Answers! UNC Student s Breakfast! Tuesday s Humor Cartoons Tuesday s Funny Political Cartoons (Ideal For Low Information Voters)!Message 1 of 21 , Mar 5View Source
Mar 12 A Soupy Kind Of Love! UNC Football! WW II Video Spoof! **Recent UNC Inventions** Who s Sitting In The Chair? Tuesday s Humor Cartoons Riddles Tuesday sMessage 1 of 21 , Mar 12View Source
Apr 9 Who Reads What? A UNC Grad & His Wife! UNC Movie Date! Tuesday s Humor Cartoons! Tuesday s Funny Political Cartoons (Not Recommended For Low InformationMessage 1 of 21 , Apr 9View Source
Apr 23 Flat Tire Near UNC! Democrat Wife! Pizza Order! Recipe For A Happy Child! Practice Makes Perfect! Outside My Bedroom Window! Celebrating Our Diversity!Message 1 of 21 , Apr 23View Source
May 21 Graduation Music! UNC Graduation! Newest UNC Computer! AdultsOnlyHumor! ♪♫ ♫ Relaxing Rain & Ocean Sounds - 10+ Hours In HD Photography Isaiah 55Message 1 of 21 , May 21View Source
Jun 4 Scherpe Martelende Pijn! Doctor s Question? New UNC Computer! Top 30 Music Hits Of The 1950s Decade! Word Match Game! Tuesday s Humor Cartoons! Tuesday sMessage 1 of 21 , Jun 4View Source