From Robert Anton Wilson's website
Thoughts for the Week
WAR AGAINST SOME TERRORISTS
7 Ways of Looking at a Monkey-House
September 29, 2001 e.v.
Just as the War Against Drugs would make some kind of sense
if they honestly called it a War Against Some Drugs, I
regard Dubya's current Kampf as a War Against Some
Terrorists. I may remain wed to that horrid heresy until he
bombs CIA headquarters in Langtry.
I turned on CNN a few days ago and a White House robot
announced that the rebels in Chechnya "were" no longer
freedom fighters but "are" now terrorists with "clear" links
to Osama bin Laden.
CNN provided no details about whether the transformation
occured in a sudden miraculous flash like the
transubstantiation of the host in a Catholic mass, or
happened slowly and gradually like Darwinian evolution.
In a related bulletin, Russia pledged its support in the War
Against Some Terrorists, and will presumably start with
those bastards in Chechnya.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND:
IT IS REALITY THAT IS MALFUNCTIONING
The plight of Bill Maher reminds me of something Ezra Pound
wrote about London in 1919: "A single intelligent remark can
destroy a man's entire career."
A friend in Israel just sent me an email quoting George Bush
saying we should all go to Disneyland. It didn't surprise
me. I kind of suspect George lives in Disneyland all the
time, with Mickey and Goofy and Osama bin Laden and all the
"faith-based organizations" in the world.
As Voltaire said, "The only way to comprehend what
mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent
of human stupidity."
News for Anarchists & Activists:
"It's a political statement -- or, rather, an
*anti*-political statement. The symbol for *anarchy*!"
-- Batman, explaining the circle-A graffiti, in
_Detective Comics_ #608