WE TRUST THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR BRAIN AROUND ALL
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We wish you a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:- This greeting is
subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely
transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting
and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any
references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour",
"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third
party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting is made
under English Law.
Have a good one, anyway!!!!
The Hunt Family