careful about tequilla
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees its filled to the brim with 10 dollar bills. he guesses there must be at least 10,000 grand in it. he approaches the bartender and asks, " what's with the money in the jar ?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass the 3 tests you get all the money in the jar and the key to a brand new Lexus..."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks "what are the 3 test?". "you gotta pay first", says the bartender..those are the rules. so after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10, which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay", says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
first - you have to drink a whole quart of tequilla in 60 seconds or less and you can't make a face while doing it".
second - there's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. you have to remove that tooth with your bare hands".
third - there's a 90 yr. old woman upstairs who's still a virgin and you have to make
sex with her.
the man is stunned! " I know i paid my $10 dollar but i'm not an idiot" ! I wont do it. You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequilla and then do all the other things"
"your call", says the bartender, " but your money stays where it is"..
as time goes by, and after a few drinks, the man finally says" where's the damn tequilla"?
he grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. tears stream down both cheeks but doesn't make a face and he drinks it in just 58 seconds!!
next, he staggers out the back of the door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. soon the people inside the bar hear loud growling , screaming and sounds of a terrible fight...then nothing but silence.
just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. his clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.....He drunkenly says " now, where's the old lady with a bad tooth" ?