Gee, and I was wondering if this erudite group would appreciate "Lord of the Rings: Hollywood Version" and "Lord of the Rings: Hollywood Version: Book 2". Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. I've e-mailed the author, begging for Book 3.
It's on the fan creative writing page at theonering.net, but if you don't want to scroll down past all the filks, you can go directly to:
then, for Book 2:
Of course, with my renowned mistyping of hyperlinks, you may end up having to go to the fan creative writing page to find them, anyway.
In the spirit of the day,
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