Two little brothers were always in trouble in the town they lived in.
The parents decided the only thing to do was to have the new Priest in
town talk to them. The Priest agreed but he said, only one at a time.
So Billy went first. The Priest walked into the room where Billy was
sitting and asked, "Where is God"? Billy just sat there starring at
the floor so the Priest asked again, in a louder voice, "Where is
God"? Billy started to squirm in his chair when in a booming voice,
the Priest asked ,"Where is God"? At this point, Billy jumped up, ran
out of the room, down the street into his house , up the stairs, into
his room and stood leaning against the door making sure he hadn't been
followed. His brother Bobby asked him. "What happened"? And Billy
said, "You are not going to believe this, but God is missing and their
trying to blame us".!!!!