Reminds me of this one:
walks into a fancy restaurant, nicely dressed, orders a fabulous seven
course meal with all the trimmings. After finishing, he calls the waiter over
and says to him:
know, it was just one year ago today that I came into this establishment,
ordered a fine repast such as this, and because I didn't have the price of the
meal, you threw me out into the street as though I were a common
Embarrassed and flustered, the waiter begins to apologize, "I'm
terribly sorry sir.."
man interrupts, "Tut, tut, my good man, think nothing of it. But I am afraid
that I am going to have to trouble you again..."
----- Original Message -----
From: "medit8ionsociety" <email@example.com>
Sent: Thursday, February
26, 2004 09:50 AM
Subject: [Meditation Society of America] Nasrudin Goes
> A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park
> in New York and was astonished to see Nasrudin with a
fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red
> "Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to himself. "What a sad
> sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of
flowers. I'll see if I can help." So the kind fellow
> walked up to
Nasrudin and asked, "What are you doing,
> my friend?"
"Fishing sir." said Nasrudin.
> "Fishing, eh. Well how would you like to
come have a
> drink with me?"
> Nasrudin put his rod away and
followed the kind
> stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large
> wine and a fine cigar.
> His host, the kind
fellow, felt good about helping the
> old man, and he asked, "Tell me,
old friend, how many
> did you catch today?"
took a long drag on the cigar, blew a
> large smoke ring in the air,
> "Well sir, you are the sixth today!"
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