I don't want to brag
or make anyone jealous or anything,
but I can still fit
into the earrings I wore in high school.
and Sister's Week and Male friends
I am only as
strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the
friends I have.
To the cool
women and men who have touched my life. Here's to
If you get this
twice , you know you
have more than one girlfriend.
PLEASE PASS THIS
ON TO ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS and male friends
It is good to be
1. We got off the
2. We can scare
male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
3. Taxis stop for
4. We don 't look
like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion
faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have
to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget
to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can
congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear
9. We never have
to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still
10. We have the
ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk
to the opposite sex without having to picture them
12. If we marry someone 20
years younger, we are aware that we will look like an
13. We will never regret
piercing our ears.
14. There are times when
chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments
about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't
Send this to all the bright
women and men you know and make their