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Morris Cohen hoisted his schnapps and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of my life, between
the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize at the club for the
best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Barbara, "I won
the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "That's nice. . . And what was your toast?"
Morris said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life,
sitting in shul beside my wife."
"Oh Morris, that is very nice indeed!" Barbara said.
The next day, Barbara ran into one of Morris's club
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "Morris won the prize the other
night at the club with a toast about you, Barbara."
She said, "Sure, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time, on Yom Kippur, I had to pull him by the ears
to make him come."
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