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"Morris the Lumberjack"
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp
advertised that they were looking for an experienced
Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man
showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked
on the manager's door. The head lumberjack took
one look at the little man and told him to leave.
"My name is Morris, I am 72, just give me a chance
to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the
manager. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
Old skinny Morris headed for the tree, and in five
minutes he was back knocking on the manager's
door. ..."So I cut the tree down already," said the Morris.
The lumberjack manager couldn't believe his eyes
and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down
trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," replied old Morris.
"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the lumberjack.
Morris laughed and answered back... "Oh sure, that's
what they call it now!"
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