Humor to Get a Serious Point Across
We've got to get this (JAIL4Judges) passed, we're
running out of time. The cancer of judicial corruption has
metastasized in Los Angeles, and is spreading quickly. It has
even migrated to law enforcement, rendering it useless against
the disease. With the natural defenses compromised, it's time
for the big guns of common sense to finish the job. The common
sense I refer to is none other than JAIL4judges. One inoculation
should be sufficient, but, it must be administered evenly across
the nation. Everybody must have access to this life saving cure.
(Independent studies have shown that rampant judicial
corruption, if left untreated, can lead to more serious disease,
reoccurring symptoms, and a complete breakdown of vital organs.
If symptoms persist, discontinue use and contact a doctor). Ask
your physician if JAIL4judges is right for you.
(Take only as directed)