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... best ... The undersurface of airforce one is mirror polished. The reason for doing so is that it reflects the blue tint of the sky downward. Close up, aMessage 7950 of 7950 , Mar 30, 2002View Source--- In deathtoreligion@y..., bestonnet_00 <no_reply@y...> wrote:
> --- In deathtoreligion@y..., proleus <no_reply@y...> wrote:best
> > LOL
> > Personally, I think polished (mirror-like) silver would be the
> > color (assuming your surface coating absorbed radar, that way youThe undersurface of airforce one is mirror polished. The reason for
> > would have a severe optical distortion while in the air making
> > optical tracking difficult.
> That's going to be very easy to see.
> You want it to blend in, not stand out as a reflection in the sky
doing so is that it reflects the blue tint of the sky downward. Close
up, a mirror coated aircraft will be visible, but only as a distorted
blob. At a distance, that distortion would be negligable. Combine the
fact that the craft reflects the tint of the sky in all directions
(sun reflection goes upward only so it isn't a factor as long as the
craft flies high) and the fact that it absorbs incomming radar, and
shields it's own thermal emissions, such a craft would be very hard
to see indeed.
FYI I am not refering to just mirror polished, I mean literally as
reflecting as a mirror you would see on a wall.