Perhaps you're already observing this festive holiday with a pitcher of
margaritas...in which case your judgment should be impaired to the
point where you will gladly order many, many copies of Always Lots of
Heinies at the Zoo on this, the day of its official, historic release !
And if you haven't had the fortune to see the cupcakes, you really,
really should. (Scroll down until you hit the refreshment table)
Finally, for those in New York, you can keep that warm Cinco de Heinie
feeling going all the way through the evening of May 8, by arranging
for you butt to fill one of the seats at Found Magazine on ICE, a dirt
cheap, open to the public, fiesta of hilarity, music, sword swallowing
and found notes, all of which benefits the Institute for Public
Education (as featured in The East Village Inky #37.)
Again, many happy returns of the day
Chief Primatologist of the East Village Inky
Dare to be Heinie!