At least 10% of men are fathering the 'wrong'child, ie the child of a
different man. Estimates range from 10-25% of men who have been
decieved by a cunning woman.
The worlds first Ovary Control Unit has been established to combat the
growing menace of paternity fraud, which should more correctly be
referred to as maternity fraud, since it is 'mater' committing the
Concerned men can now simply select an ovary egg to be fertilised with
their own sperm under strict laboratory control and inspection,
therefore guaranteeing 100% that they are the real father of the
Single Mothers Groups are outraged at the Ovary Control Unit, as they
are notorious maternity fraudsters and constant repeat offenders.
They are concerned that their ability to lie, decieve, cheat, and rip
men and fathers off could be ending.
Ms Myrtle Slag wailed " I am a single mother to 8 kids, and I can't
remember who the real fathers are because I am so sexually
promiscuous, Someone has got to take the flak and support my kids and
lifestyle. If I can't blame some guy I meet in a bar what am I going