Because of my devotion to my new guru, His Holiness, Murat Joy
Tchundyk of the great nation of Uribistan, I was chosen by destiny (or
was it predestined by choice?) to discover the great and sacred
Mysterion which came out of the ground of my garden in Los Angeles.
(Yes, a pair of Miracle Carrots!!!) The unveiling of the Mysterion
will take place later today as covered by the uribistan Daily.
Do check out my entelechy, all decked out in full Uribi regalia: The
purple indigo headress representing my large-headed sympathy with the
Cosmos (Thinking), the Golden Orb of my Heart-Lung Gemuet (Feeling);
and the "fire in my belly" or the metabolic forces of my Willing,
which now no longer require an infusion of charcoal lighter fluid for
Even the noble purple beard represents my initiation into the sacred
mysteries of Uribistan, which seem to speed up etheric body growth
processes as well as causing a craving for sweets. But hypoglycemia is
but a small price to pay for my new destiny ordained vocation of Uribi
Please visit the site periodically today for the sacred updates and
photos of the Miracle Carrots. As a result of my discovery, I was
chosen by the Shamanic High Council of Uribistan to become the next
Uribi Ambassador to the United States where I will soon be spreading
the Joy , Peace, Love and Good Will of the great Uribi people to the
US, not to mention closing a movie deal on the life story of His
Holiness Murat Joy Tchundyk.
Here is the first announcement made yesterday:
!!!breaking newz: the Shamanic Council nominates Tom Mellett as 23th.
Guardian of the Unveiled Mysterion of Kamel Sutré* and offers him the
great job as Uribi Ambassador in the United States!
*from 8500 before christ till now, this Uribi Mysterion revealed
itself 38 timez. In 23 cases somebody became the title of a Guardian.
We are very happy, anda very proud, that in these dayz (after
examination by our Shamanic Council), we can declare that The High
Secret Kamel Sutré Mysterion - which gives us energy, dynamics, anda
real deep knowledge of our earthly life, has been unveiled! The powerz
of kamel Sutré worked deep in our world, and they materialized
themselves. It happened in a garden in Los Angeles - and karmic forces
made that Tom Mellett - we all know him from the Egoizt Tribe Site -
was The Great Unveiler. Thank you Tom, destiny made his choice!
23th Guardian of the Great Mysterion of Kamel Sutré !!