Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans
HOUSTON?On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of
deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are
proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering
valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David
J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human
rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics,
supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THE OBSCENITY???????????????????
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