Dear Mistress Lynda,
I echo the sentiments of General Pickles regarding the odd
discrepancy between what your companion is paid and what he hands over. I
would suggest that YOU attend pay parade and assist him with his financial
activities. Speak softly but carry a big stick.
If it is washing you desire i am sure that the 42RHRA can provide
all you can cope with. A battle and 14 hours in the pub does remarkable
things to the inside of a kilt. Accordingly we have bundled up 50 of them
and dispatched them with Federal Express across the Pacific. The man who
collected them said that you would be paying the postage and that seemed
fair to us.
So when may we expect them returned? At present we have a half
company drilling in bonnet, coatee, and green plastic garbage bags.
Functional, but a jarring sight.
I shal await your next posting eagerly.
PS: I wonder if you could elaborate a little on those extra services that
you mentioned after the Officer's dinner. Does this include .....doing the