A Blast from the past!
Do you remember the old T V show Happy Days? Also do you remember Pinky Toscadarro? If Pinky Toscadarro married Henry Winkler, her new name would Be Pinky Winkler! -JOE-
I have one word for you ENEMA, no shit! What ever happen to the good ol' days when a piece of ass meant more than a Colonoscopy? We had two sexes men and women, men where men and boys where boys!
At the police academy female cops could not keep their hands off of me! I was the volunteer who the Rookie female cops practiced their cavity searches on! The sign on my locker said they do it so I will come! It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it! -JOE-
The second secret code text message from Maxwell Smart!
Jell-o again to Capt N Crunch and Snap, Crackle and Pop at the Sierra Mist! Merriam Webster reminded me to tell you this? Stay away from the Ronzoni. No Baloney and I Chive you not!
Enjoy the Pastrami, Salami and watch the Thymes! So that as Ferrari you don't Fiat that would cause some stink!
And that's the Soup N Nuts, so keep your Egg Fu Young with Garbanzo Beans! Enjoy your Lean Cuisine! Stay away from the Crisco Kid for your own good!
You must always remember to Pamper yourself! With Huggies from us all to you all! From Secret the Under-Arm Deodorant, the code name of Maxwell Smart!